Jordan Live Tv

From the home office in Secaucus, The Top 10 TV Repairs the NBA Needs to Be Lovably Live:

10. Limit Charles Barkley to one poli-sci manifesto per 10 minutes.

9. Look, ma--no Nielsens? Maybe ABC should show NBA as often as it does figure skating. Maybe TNT could program doubleheaders on any night when Survivor, CSI and Friends aren't scheduled.

8. To keep Greg Anthony at ESPN's Shootaround desk, extend Tim Hardaway's "active-player" status into perpetuity.

7. Remember, only you can prevent Sal Masekela.

6. Dummy down Disney graphics. NBC never needed more than 14 type fonts.

5. Sometimes ABC uses hip-hop for commercial bumpers, sometimes trumpets. Come back, John Tesh, all is forgiven.

4. Three words: more Floor Cam.

3. If Bill Walton must be sanitized with a co-analyst for our protection, let it be one with contrasting style and tone. The disqualifies both Tom Tolbert and Emeril Lagasse.

2. At least let Marv Albert do NBA Finals play-by-play on HDTV.

1. His 2002-03 games rated only 8 percent above the network norm. Get over Michael Jordan!

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